America has always prided itself on being the land of the free and the home of the brave.
But the government of the most powerful country on Earth is actually run by an evil band of German Nazi aliens, if an Iranian news agency is to be believed.
The sensational report by Fars, Iran’s semi-official news agency, claims that that the shadowy alien overlords have ruled America since 1945, and it’s exactly what whistle-blower Edward Snowden was threatening to uncover.
Snowden even provided Russian intelligence officials with ‘incontrovertible proof’ about the true identity of Barack Obama and co, and Russia considers it to be ‘accurate’.
The other-worldly overlords apparently first arrived in Nevada in a submarine (even though it’s landlocked), after losing the war in 1945.
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